Duffel Blog obtains top secret Russian military files
Russia’s military is apparently as leaky as SCOTUS
Russia's Secret Military Files - Seriously
By Task Force Football Bat
Duffel Blog’s team of investigative journalists has obtained a trove of sensitive Russian military documents that contain everything from Russian battle plans to LOL emojis shared between now-deceased generals.
These documents shed light on inside conversations at the highest levels of leadership in the country’s military over the course of the past few months.
Our team of translators has analyzed what appears to be the Russian military’s detailed pre-invasion battle plan — briefed to President Putin as he clung for life to a table.
Our team also obtained more granular orders, apparently issued at the outset of the country’s latest incursion into a sovereign neighbor.
One such order, translated below, gives insight into the Russians’ tactical prowess, which the world has feared for decades.
Of course, these early plans did not materialize as successfully as Putin and his team of generals had envisioned.
Leaked text messages from a few days into the full-scale invasion begin to tell the tale, while also giving an idea of the deep empathy Russian officers have for the troops they lead.
Messages from the same chat roughly six weeks later give a sense of how the conflict has evolved.
With the conflict persisting longer than hoped, Putin and his team are turning to the country’s robust information operations capability, looking to highlight what they see as key threats in Ukraine to both justify their actions and call on the West to halt its support of the Ukrainians as they defend themselves.
An undated press release cuts to the chase in classic Russian fashion.
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