DOJ: 330 Million Americans with Contempt for Congress Still At Large

But at least they got Steve Bannon!

Bannon Prosecutors Warn That 330 Million Americans With Contempt For Congress Still At Large

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Former Trump advisor Steve Bannon has been found guilty of contempt of Congress, one of the evilest crimes one can commit against Congress.

The jury of his peers, consisting of twelve Trump-hating DC resident Democrats, took only 3 hours to reach their totally impartial verdict.

But while prosecutors expressed relief at the verdict, they also warned that there are 330 million other Americans with extreme contempt for Congress still roaming around freely.

"At last the monster Steve Bannon who dared to have contempt for the sacred Select Committee will face justice," said prosecutor Molly Gaston to reporters.

"Sadly, he's not the only danger to our hallowed democracy. We know that there are over 330 million people in this country who have dangerous levels of contempt for Congress. They all must be prosecuted."

The January 6th Committee has since sent subpoenas to every single person in America in order to test their loyalty and make those with contempt easier to find.

DOJ also responded by sending letters to FBI field offices across the country with guidance on how to round up these dangerous criminals who despise their elected representatives.

"Mark my words," said Attorney General Garland. "Those who don't like us will be hunted down and brought to justice."

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